The Santaland Diaries
Starring Keith Conallen

The Santaland Diaries

DEC 18-20, 2015

by David Sedaris
Adapted for the stage by Joe Mantello
Directed by Matt Pfeiffer
Starring Keith Conallen as Crumpet

Feeling a little more naughty than nice this holiday season? The off-beat Christmas story that launched David Sedaris' career, The Santaland Diaries recounts Sedaris' experiences playing Crumpet the elf at Macy’s in New York City. In this irreverent accounting of elf-training, bad Santas, abusive customers, and the many humiliations of our consumerized Christmas culture, actor Keith Conallen brings to life the sardonic essay that established Sedaris as one of America’s preeminent humorists.

Rated PG-13 for adult language and themes.

Production Team

Matt Pfeiffer

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